Joe Moore

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Quote	Categories	Rating
"A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing."	Politics
"Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles."	Adversity, Difficulty
"Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most."	Decision-Making, Friends, Money
"America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government."	America, Fear, Government
"It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close."	Criticism, Failure, Success
"You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency."	Honesty, Hope, Politics
"Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."	Time
"If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it."	Desires, Wants
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it."	Excellence
"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other."	Age
"As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible. "	Monarchy
"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know."	Argument, Conflict, Fear
"Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people."	Miscellaneous
"Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate."	Age, Glory, Honor
"It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better."	Age
"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."	Anger
"Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety."	Death, Excellence, Happiness
"There are no answers, only cross-references."	Miscellaneous
"After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers."	Miscellaneous
"Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite."	Miscellaneous
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