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"Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone."
Evil
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Freedom
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Liberty
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
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"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving."
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"My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud."
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"Life is just a bowl of pits."
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