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Rodney Dangerfield

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"Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone." Evil, Freedom, Liberty 4.00 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Humor 5.00 average rating Rate this Quote
"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving." Success, Insults 5.00 average rating Rate this Quote
"My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud." God, Stupidity 4.66 average rating Rate this Quote
"Life is just a bowl of pits." Success, Life Rate this Quote


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