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"The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty."	(Justin) Brooks Atkinson
"God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end."	(William) Harvey Cox
"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die."	Abraham Lincoln
"Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory."	Alan Alda
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods."	Albert Einstein
"I have just got a new theory of eternity."	Albert Einstein
"Laughter is complete rapture vocalized."	Allison Kearney
"More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams."	Amy Grant
"Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can't fake it. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it."	Ann Landers
"I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments."	Anne Frank
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."	Anthony Burgess
"The gods too are fond of a joke."	Aristotle
"She's got to learn to reconcile herself to being Mrs Aristotle Onassis because the only place she'll find sympathy from now on is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."	Aristotle
"[Find a priest] who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin."	Aristotle
"Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything."	Arnold H. Glasgow
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."	Arnold H. Glasgow
"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."	Author Unknown
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."	Author Unknown
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."	Author Unknown
"Today is the last day of some of your life."	Author Unknown
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