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"Righteous people have no sense of humor."
Bertolt Brecht
"Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass."
Rupert Brooke
"He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor."
Bill Bryson
"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
Bennett Alfred Cerf
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
Nicolas Chamfort
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed."
Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
Frank A. Clark
"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end."
(William) Harvey Cox
"It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment."
Freeman John Dyson
"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."
Max Forrester Eastman
"I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything."
Herbert Gardner
"Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything."
Arnold H. Glasgow
"And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep."
George Gordon
"I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge."
Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."
Robert Anson Heinlein
"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure."
Ernest Miller Hemingway
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