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"Nobody ever died of laughter."
Max Beerbohm
"From quiet homes and first beginning, Out to the undiscovered ends, There's nothing worth the wear of winning, But laughter and the love of friends."
Hilaire Belloc
"Laughter is an instant vacation!"
Milton Berle
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Sir Walter Besant
"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."
Niels Henrik David Bohr
"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it."
Erma Louise Bombeck
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Erma Louise Bombeck
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him."
Napolean Bonaparte
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Victor Borge
"Righteous people have no sense of humor."
Bertolt Brecht
"Righteous people have no sense of humor."
Bertolt Brecht
"Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass."
Rupert Brooke
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Mel Brooks
"A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow."
Charles Hendrickson Brower
"He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor."
Bill Bryson
"He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor."
Bill Bryson
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess
"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."
George Gordon Byron
"People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver."
George
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