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"God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end."
(William) Harvey Cox
"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die."
Abraham Lincoln
"Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory."
Alan Alda
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods."
Albert Einstein
"Laughter is complete rapture vocalized."
Allison Kearney
"More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams."
Amy Grant
"Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can't fake it. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it."
Ann Landers
"I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments."
Anne Frank
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess
"Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything."
Arnold H. Glasgow
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
Arnold H. Glasgow
"Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit."
Author Unknown
"A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods."
Author Unknown
"It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile."
Author Unknown
"Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense."
Author Unknown
"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
Bennett Alfred Cerf
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it."
Bill Cosby
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
Bob Newhart
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think."
Clarence Seward Darrow
"I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself, while the world is a nursery, and the pretty things are to be snatched for, and pleasant things tasted; some people seem to exist thus right to the end. But most are born again on entering manhood; then they are born to humanity, to a consciousness of all the laughing, and the never-ceasing murmur of pain and sorrow that comes from the terrible multitudes of brothers."
D(avid) H(erbert) Lawrence
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