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"Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two." Ambrose Bierce 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work." Author Unknown 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." Author Unknown 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress." Author Unknown 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?" Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?" Author Unknown 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws." Author Unknown 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!" Author Unknown 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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