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"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing." W. Somerset Maugham 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors." Benjamin Franklin 2.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde 4.1538 average rating Rate this Quote
"By the time you're his Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying." Dorothy Parker 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play." William Congreve 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." Henny Youngman 3.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked." Bill Cosby 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." Zsa Zsa Gabor 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of." Mae West 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." Oscar Wilde 4.8095 average rating Rate this Quote
"I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man." Benjamin Disraeli 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." Woody Allen 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." Will Rogers 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws." Author Unknown 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?" Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." Robert Frost 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?" Author Unknown 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
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