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"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
Woody Allen
"Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools."
William Congreve
"Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play."
William Congreve
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
Will Rogers
"The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
Bertrand Russell
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage."
Author Unknown
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
Author Unknown
"Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."
Author Unknown
"Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie."
Author Unknown
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."
Author Unknown
"Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand."
Author Unknown
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henny Youngman
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."
Benjamin Disraeli
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West
"By the time you're his Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker
"That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger."
George Eliot
"The surest way to be alone is to get married."
Gloria Steinem
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
Oscar Wilde
"The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate."
Christopher Morley
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