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"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." Author Unknown 4.4348 average rating Rate this Quote
"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley 4.6250 average rating Rate this Quote
"Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions." Aldous Huxley 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?" Author Unknown 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen 4.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time." Author Unknown 4.6364 average rating Rate this Quote
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her." Author Unknown 4.7273 average rating Rate this Quote
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." Author Unknown 4.7273 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." Author Unknown 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics." Author Unknown 4.7857 average rating Rate this Quote
"My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live." Erica Jong 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head." Author Unknown 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." Author Unknown 3.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
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