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QuoteWorld :: Humor :: Aristotle
Quotes by Aristotle in Humor category:
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"The gods too are fond of a joke." 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"She's got to learn to reconcile herself to being Mrs Aristotle Onassis because the only place she'll find sympathy from now on is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." 2.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"[Find a priest] who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin." 2.3333 average rating Rate this Quote