Humor quotes by Author Unknown

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"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
"Today is the last day of some of your life."
"Without geography, you're nowhere."
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes."
"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"