Marriage quotes by Author Unknown

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"Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work."
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage."
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation."
"Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
"Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress."
"Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."
"Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie."
"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs."
"Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence."
"If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?"
"It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?"
"Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."
"Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator."
"No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse."
"If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws."
"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
"Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand."